The 6:30 News

Roll up, roll up, take a seat

For tonight’s performance blaring

Blood-trails shopping trolley thieves,

corporate fraud and pay-cuts scaring.

Watch the breakdown, meet the cast

See the outline of the acts

False-flag gasbag outrage shouting,

politicians fine-print pacts.

Death-toll mounting Murdoch counting

ratings by the office box,

Appetite for dulling light

sated not by goldilocks.

Horror horror, epidemic

Ice-crazed who raised terror youth,

Flick the channel, propaganda

Do their will in voting booth.

Apple Android China trade-deals

Take your eyes from Silicon

AI biometric data,

Soon they could turn outrage on.

Feel-good puppies kiddie smiles

Producer wraps the evening’s show

Think the way you’re meant to think

Know just what they’ll let you know.


This piece was created for an assignment, working with the idea of catalogues. I’m exploring how the evening news program is not only a catalogue in terms of its listing of different items, but its commidification and monetisation of what used to be journalism.